@dcap Twitter Updates for 2012-09-06

• +1 “@pattonoswalt: "Oh fuck — he's gonna rip it up like this when his wife runs in 2016. Shitshitshit." — everyone in the GOP right now” #
• +1 “@CS999: There was absolutely nothing close to this level of excitement at the RNC. Their energy was spent being gleefully macabre.” #
• Amen grrrl “@SaraJBenincasa: Let me tell you, they may be better than us at making money, but damn can we give a speech. #DNC € #
• Word #Current2012 “@ShaunaReporter: Clinton and Obama. That's a GIF moment right there. #nerdTweet #DNC2012” #
• heheh “@angelaishere: LOL! RT @davidgura: Lots of young journos are tweeting about the '88 speech as if they weren't, what, four then?” #
• lmao #current2012 “@scottEweinberg: I will pay Bill Clinton $5,000 to re-write Prometheus.” #
• +1 “@ProducerMatthew: Anyone who complained about the length of Clinton's speech didn't truly listen to what he had to say.” #
• Sexy sax man on YouTube=Clinton “@phontigallo: Clinton needs to close this speech by playin the sax solo from "Careless Whisper." #DNC € #
• +1 “@emilybell: This is probably the last speech Clinton will make on such a platform. he is laying out policy and narrative as legacy” #
• *rimshot* “@moorehn: Bill Clinton to introduce Obama by speaking until he arrives onstage tomorrow.” #
• "Double down on trickle down" Bill Clinton is a sloganbot 5000 moonwalking into your heart #DNC1012 #
• he will, up next “@geektrooper: I want Bill Clinton to explain the ending of Lost to me. #2012DNC € #
• lmfao cc @corvida 🙂 #DNC12 RT “@mattyglesias: "One more thing…" Clinton reveals 7 inch iPad and LTE iPhone.” #
• Infinite cowbell for this Bill Clinton speech/boss poem of freedom and excellence #Current2012 #imreallytiredrightnow #
• +1 #current2012 “@Disalmanac: UPDATE: Next, Bill Clinton will explain how to assemble an Ikea Flürskl.” #
• lmao “@yayponies: My favorite analysis so far RT @missouttamyway: I can't EVEN. He's slapping those two clowns with his dick.” #
• when yr a #boss there is no such thing as TIME “@anildash: Bill Clinton's script ended 38 minutes ago, incidentally.” #imtiredthough #damn #
• LOL #current2012 “@dreamhampton: When student loans used to call me I would answer the phone and say "reparations." The 90s were a blast.” #
• theres a lot of thirst in the audience too “@joshsternberg: How has Bill Clinton not taken a sip of water? I can hear the dryness.” #
• lol get the coffee “@RoMustGo: "And now we get to health care." collective groan from East Coast newspapers. #clinton #deadlines #dnc2012 € #
• TELLEM “@MotherJones: Bill Clinton: "Now (ahem) that brings me to health care." #win #DNC2012” #
• LOL true “@Mica4Life: LOL #DNC2012 “@bengreenman: Bill Clinton should be the Secretary of Explaining Things.”” #
• hehehe I love curating the great ones #DNC1012 “@goodglobalcitiz: @dcap Your tweets & RTs are killing me.” #
• *bites lip, squints, gives thumbs up* Great job, Slick Willy #DNC1012 #inspiring #
• –> “@MattDentler: Bill Clinton is making sweet love to Charlotte tonight. The fifth time and in the third city, this year. #DNC € #
• All over the country, panties are droppin' for Bill Clinton right now. And boxers. Let's be real about it u guyz #DNC1012 #Current2012 #
• Bill Clinton you better drop the mic and walk off like a #boss #current2012 #DNC1012 #
• Me too! Better reflection of USA #Current2012 “@lilysea: I'm enjoying these not all-lily-white crowd shots versus the RNC…” #
• woo! I'm here in SF sup'in moderators “@yayponies: @dcap @michelleisawolf I saw it on the #current2012 stream on the teevee!” #
• *crying* lmao “@SaraJBenincasa: Every time he sticks his finger out like that I involuntarily clench my PVC muscles. #DNC € #
• lmfao!! #current2012 “@yayponies: RT @michelleisawolf: Bill Clinton could sell a plastic bag full of veal to a vegan in Portland.” #
• this wins. #Current2012 “@heyprofbow: Y'all, #BillClinton is totally #HeyGirl #039;ing the Independents.” #
• People w charisma often freestyle “@maddow: Pres Clinton departing frequently from his prepared remarks. Riffing and riffing and riffing.” #
• totes “@anildash: Bill Clinton is that rapper whose rhymes are all written out, but drops lines like he's free styling all the time.” #
• lmfaoooo #current2012 “@SaraJBenincasa: UncleDaddy will hit on your wife at your own party. UncleDaddy don't give a fuck. #DNC € #
• pretty much “@EvilSlutClique: I'm just going to go way out on a limb and say it: Democrats are way cooler than Republicans. #DNC2012 € #
• lmao #DNC1012 #Current2012 “@tadfriend: Obama burns for America; Clinton lusts for it.” #
• lmao “@questlove: …..Wait!!! Bill was flirtin!!! That's Game!!!!!! #DNC € #
• +100000 “@ckanal: "We believe that we're all in this together is a far better philosophy than you're on your own." -Bill Clinton #DNC2012 € #
• lmaooo “@Hnics85: Bill Clinton gonna get somebody pregnant in bathroom at a Charlotte Golden Corral tonight #DNC2012 € #
• +1 “@lianamaeby: I can't be the only one hoping Bill Clinton rips off his shirt and performs the saxophone solo from The Lost Boys.” #
• +1 x 100 “@JenGranholm: LOVE it: "I want a man who had the good sense to marry Michelle Obama!" – Bill Clinton #DNC2012 #Current2012” #
• Two things: Bill Clinton will always be Mr. Charisma <3 & #DNC1012 what happened to the great music from yesterday? Please fix tomorrow 🙂 #
• love it “@jopiazza: Trotting out the Bain employees is a bold move. I like it. #Current2012 #DNC2012” #
• amazing “@Tamar_kali: Talking about a smoking gun! Geez Louise. 1st person testimony on Mitt's itchy trigger finger. #DNC #msnbc” #
• Supervising 18+ moderators again today = putting on my cheerleading/hall monitor/conflict resolution hats on 😉 #
• yup “@TheChalkOutline: @dcap Leave the newsroom? It's unfortunate that reporters have to be reminded of that #wjchat € #
• THIS, what @POCZineProject is 4 me “@ianhillmedia A4 Go offline. Leave the newsroom. Spend time meeting people in their community #wjchat € #
• ! “@EvilSlutClique: Native Americans for Obama signs shown in the crowd as Denise Juneau speaks. #DNC2012 € #
• Exactly. My mom is fluent in Spanish. I am not. I'm still Latina “@cheekyattitude: @dcap That always kills me -Language is not hereditary!” #
• then yr a fake white person 😉 according to crazy logic “@goodyerin: @dcap I don't speak Gaelic. Shocking, I know.” #
• +1 “@suzy_ex: @dcap ~Spanish is the language of the colonizer~ but yeah, there is no monolithic Latin@ identity, read Borderlands people!” #
• re: Julian Castro, If u care about facts, then u know the complicated facets of Latinos/assimilation/Spanish speaking. Read a book y'all. #
• +1 “@Jewyorican: @dcap ironic since many of them advocate for an English only society, and accuse Latinos of refusing to assimilate.” #
• I'm not fluent in Spanish & I'm a proud Latino, just like Julian Castro. I dare you to tell me I'm a fraud or not real. Try me. Waiting. #
• Wow, racists & ignoramuses saying Julian Castro is a fraud because he's not fluent in Spanish. You can B Latino & not speak Spanish, duh. #
• NYC Folk: Want to make $20/hr cash Sept 10 – 14 being a photo assistant? Are you sane + reliable and female-identified? DM me yr email. #
• LOL that whenever I say something real, I lose followers. It has been a pleasure to lose you. And hi an <3 to those still following. #
• I mean, I <3 a confident guy. But if your confidence comes from seeing all women as your personal secretary/fuck hole, you got problems kid. #
• Manifestations of male privilege in my life will never stop cracking me up. Used to piss me off, now I just laugh + keep it moving. #
• SO EXCITED RT @POCZineProject ZINE EVENT: Tx to @alanakumbier + others, we'll be at #Wellesley on Sept 14 <3 Details: http://t.co/Sqowk3wj #
• True "@BurnettRM: Rita Moreno in WEST SIDE STORY was easily one of the sexiest women in all of Cinema history.” #
• lmao “@140elect: #AreYouBetterOff cost the RNC $120,000+ to promote, and isn't working out well for them. http://t.co/XZBlIcBo” #