I’m Going: Meh Places With Great Free Booze
Finding free drinks in the city is pretty easy but it isn’t always, well, pretty. Sometimes you have to sacrifice your sense of taste or even some of your dignity just to score a diluted vodka cran.
Luckily, there are so many options that if you get a little creative, you can always make a grand game for your and your friends out of your collective attempt to drown your recession sorrows for free. Such as…
Best Open Bar To Meet Your Future Stalker
or
Best Open Bar To Inspire You To Kill Someone In College
See below.
(Don’t be confused by the date on the flier – the event is Dec 2nd) – freenyc.net
Date: Tuesday, December 2nd
Time: 10:00pm
Location: Angles and Kings (500 E 11th St bet Ave A & B)
Cost: Free
Open Bar: Venom and Vodka, 10:30-11:30
This is the first annual Trainwreck Winter Formal hosted by Panic at the Disco’s Brandon Urie. Formal and festive wear is strongly encouraged for this event.
Sling back complimentary Venom and Vodka from 10:30-11:30pm and free shots when they ring the gong. 21+
I went to the Angles and Kings in Chicago this past summer while working at Lolla. It felt like “House of Douche Baggery” would have been a better name for the venue. It was like all frat parties throughout history rolled into one burrito of sadness, with a coating of hair gel and tanning spray. But I am keeping an open mind because I want a free drink while checking out a potential prom situation.
After The Jump: More horrific places I am willing to check out in the name of damaging my liver during the recession..